church camped

When your girls goes to church camp for a week a returns saying she loves jesus more than you!

Craig just got church camped And is now Crying.

by JobinSwag October 13, 2015

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The Church

That's your fucking story? That the church swooped in and stopped all the raping and pillaging?

Hym "Holy shit you ACTUALLY did it! You gave the church credit for stopping rape. Go watch it. Everybody was raping and pillaging. Then the agricultural revolution happened and the people who hoarded resources started out-reproducing everyone. Then the church came along marriage saved everyone from rape... Except nobody told Christopher Columbus because I'm pretty sure his guys were raping and pillaging. There's some skepticism around it regarding his diary claiming that in his diary he told them not to rape. I know you're going to say here 'Columbus didn't work for the church!' And he didn't fucking have to you idiot. If the 'central guiding ethos' is the cause of everything that happens in a culture then it's the central guiding ethos. And as far as the bible is concerned, rape is rewarded. If you rape someone, according to the bible, you have to take the person as your wife. So, it's like pissing on a tree. There are MEN who ALMOST get raped in the bible. And the guy is like 'No, please, take my prostitute and daughter instead.' And take the daughter and prostitute they did. They didn't like the prostitute. They chopped her up pretty good. But it actively takes credit for every moral advancement humans make in real time. It didn't do that. It just unified the whites under one banner and the it came for eberyone else. Still, it's closer to MY theory of historical inter-sexual relationships than the red-pill dorks so... CORRECT AGAIN! The correctest man strikes again!"

by Hym Iam November 13, 2023

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Church Smile

A word to describe the attitude of someone being disingenuously nice in order to cover their true rotten personality

That bitch Karen had a church smile on all day, made me want to punt Mrs.Perfect into the lake

by GuyLampShade May 31, 2022

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God church

Some fucking stupid shit Jake Paul said

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church

by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017

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