cream caking

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.

Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."

Washington: "DAMN"

by testicle crusher April 13, 2014

Cream Biscuit

A game in which a group of humans ejaculate onto a biscuit. Who ever ejaculates last has to eat the biscuit.

"ANDY! ANDY! ANDY!"

"HANK! HANK! HANK!"

"Oh man this is exciting!Oh boy, I wonder who will have to eat the Cream Biscuit"

by Daddy's fat cock December 8, 2016

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Cream Egg

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.

"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"

by PenguinWanker January 27, 2018

strawberry cream cheese

Of or pertaining to a vagina with red pubic hairs

Dude, I bet B.R. had so much strawberry cream cheese with C.H. on homecumming night that he is now lactose intolerant.

by Tashjian November 17, 2003

Butt creame

a movie starring various permiscuous actors. in which several weomen eject brown-white liquid from there anus.
Done primarrily by Sanky weomon who do not care for safety.

I butt creamed her like no other, as did my four friends, she was a dirty hoe, extremely dirty.

by Jodi October 23, 2004

cornhole creamer

A liquid blast from the ass

By the look of those skids, that must've been a real cornhole creamer

by Francine McBean March 29, 2007