milking chair

A concept from an artwork originating from rule 34‚ the milking chair is used by futas so that their dick can be sucked. Also my dog died.

Person 1: I love our new milking chair. Person 2: Same‚ it's almost as good as the Travis Scott meal.

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022

Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"

She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"

by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

Support chair

That on freind in your life that you know would eat sh*t for you

(And I mean that literally)

I don't need him at the end of the day you are my support chair

by Karma is a B**CH June 6, 2019

Yellow Chair

Support George Floyd protests 2020

Can’t breathe : yellow chair for floyd

by George Floyd Respect May 29, 2020

First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.

"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".

by blep5607 October 20, 2025

Chair

A device used to be a seat for a person.

Guy 1: "Bro I just got a new chair"
Guy 2: "Awesome dude!"

by PizaCutter February 20, 2023