Caesar

When the rim of a woman's vagina is covered in sand after having sex on the beach. The rim of the sand covered vagina is much like the rim of a flavoured Caesar glass.

I boned this chick on the beach last night and by the end she had a total caesar.

by TaffynSuch October 14, 2009

cape girls

Extremely fat; grossly overweight.

Oh wait, thats the definition for obese. Which is what they all are.

Synonyms for Cape Girls: beefy, big, blimp, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, bull, burly, butterball, chunky, corpulent, cow, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, lard, large, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, ponderous, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, solid, stout, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty, whale

Yo! See that huge group of fat girls in the water?

-You mean the Bay of Pigs?

Yeah, those are some Cape Girls.

by S.C.A.F.F. May 4, 2005

fun cakes

Female breasts, typically large or prominent.

Wow, look at the fun cakes on that girl across the street!

by Ethan42 October 5, 2006

Got Cakes

Ancient word of saying you have a skill or something of importance that should not be said do to it being illegal, stupid, or you may have nothing at all, because the cake is a lie. So therefore saying you have cakes, means the above.

Jeff: Damn, D you got cakes.
D: What broskee?
Jeff: I SAID YOU GOT CAKES.
D: What cake?
Jeff: Naw dude. You banged that girl. You got cakes.
D: Oh. Okay.

by Doogy in m-f January 31, 2009

cape girls

We're the girls that live life to its fullest, and being at the beach all the time is just a bonus. We don't think we're better than you, we just know how to have more fun. We're not afraid to go beer for beer (or shot for shot) with anyone (not even the tough guys). Our life is, and always will be, your vacation. You can find us at bonfires, at beach parties, or just cruising the Cape in our Wranglers. We don't need to compare our tans, because we know ours are better. We don't need to bleach our hair, because the sun does it for us (besides... brunettes do it better). We don't need to workout, because playing football on the beach with the guys is enough.

And we don't have to take shit from girls around the world, because we get it that you're just jealous.

Cape girls do it better.

by HLB October 2, 2005

Cakesicles

The greatest concept to infultrate the baked goods industry, a desert superior to Cake in almost everyway, with the added mobility, and extra tastyness that comes from being mounted on a stick.

Cakesicle tray: $19.95
Being the coolest kid in school for bringing Cakesicles: Priceless

by Naton April 24, 2007

Bambi-cakes

A deer on the side of the roadway that has been runover several times post-mortum.

I just turned that deer into bambi-cakes.

by J. Black March 7, 2007