butthole man

(To the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! IM GONNA FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

Man 1: I’m looking for a strapping bloke to stimulate my prostate this evening….
Man 2: Well brother, I think we can make some magic happen, because I’m a BUTTHOLE BUTTHOLE MAN! I’ll FUCK N’ FILL, YA BUTTHOLE MAN!

by Treywinmag November 7, 2023

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016

Micro Butthole

a microscopic butthole mostly used as a butt that's smaller than your penis

"Hey dood dat girl over dat has a Micro Butthole"
"watchu meen i have a tiny dong lil nibba"
"nah nah she has a micro ass JAMMY"

by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017

Puckering Butthole

A certain face made by A certain person that resembles a puckering Butthole.

When someone says open and a person opens and you see their mouth and you immediately think of a puckering butthole.

* Tells friend to open* *"Well that looks like a Puckering Butthole.

by ReedJohnson13 October 29, 2019

Fermented Butthole

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020

my butthole hurts

my butthole hurts

my butthole hurts

by Maddie tay January 22, 2021

Fizzy Butthole

Proper application of mentos and diet coke to the rectum by a trained professional, masseuse, or close friend resulting in an involuntary "human volcano" situation.

Went to the downstairs massage parlor, paid $85 and got a fizzy butthole. I dont reccomend it.

by Cue2022 March 12, 2022