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Butt munchies 

When your pants gets stuck between your ass cheeks and it looks like your butt is eating your pants.
Sarah: DAMN Becky, look at Magaret her butt totes mcgoats has the butt munchies!
Becky:HOLY TOLEDO ITS TRUE!
Butt munchies by Up yours :p April 30, 2010
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Butt hole lip 

Definition 1 (most popular) - Where you put lip applications and your inner wet lip messes with the product.

Definition 2 - The inner part of your lip where it naturally stays wet.

Definition 3 - When you put a lip application and it looks like a Butt hole.

Buzzfeed employees have invented this term the butthole lip
You do not want a butthole lip when you are putting on lipstick because it's gonna fuck it up. It's gonna make it into a butthole.

" I have a pretty intense case of butt hole lip right now" - Buzzfeed employee

Butt Rub 

When two hands caress the ass in a back and fourth motion
Chad : Mmm! Wouldn't you just love to give Kiersten A Butt Rub right about now?
Kaylee : Uh No!
Chad : Mmm! I would just like I used to before she dumped me!
Kaylee : Well maybe she wanted a boyfriend who wasn't married!
Chad : I remember how she would lay on my bed and let me take her panties off then she would moan as I gave her a Butt Rub!
Kaylee : Uh Gross!
Chad : Then I would flip her over and stick my cock in her pussy! Mmmm!
Kaylee : Why don't you Shut The Fuck up!
Steve : Hey Chad maybe you can give me a Butt Rub im not wearing any underwear! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God So Gross!
Chad : Mmm! That would be great then you can suck my cock! (Wink)
Kaylee : Why im I still here!
Steve : Would you like to join us I can give you a Butt Rub while Chad suck my cock?
Kaylee : HELP ME!!!!!
Steve : Fine you can suck my cock while Chad gives me A Butt Rub!
Kaylee : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Mmm! Sounds like an orgasam!
Butt Rub by SlopNChop August 7, 2018

Butt Hole Pleasures 

Any sexual activity involving the anus or the area directly around the anus. If proper preparation (anal foreplay, lubrication, anal massage,etc...) and precaution is used, Butt Hole pleasures can be very enjoyable. It is believed that the extra stimulation of the areas in and around your bum, in addition to the downright dirtyness and kinkyness of these activities, can help to increase the mind-blowingness of your orgasms!

*NOTE* Equally as pleasurable for straight people as well!!
I cannot wait to see my girlfriend this weekend so we can engage in Butt Hole Pleasures alllllll niiiiiight loooong!

Butt hole pleasures include but are not limited to rimming, butt-sex, a lubed finger or two (or how bout a whole fist?)up the rear, anal massages.

The pleasurableness of Butt hole pleasures can be dramatically increased with the use of lubricants, anal beads, butt plugs, and other kinky toys.

Butt Vulture 

Someone who never has cigarettes of their own and lingers among groups of people (usually friends) waiting for them to pull out their cigarettes so he/she can bum one.

It is from this act of scavenging for cigarettes and the fact that the only trace they ever leave behind are cigarette butts that they are given their title.
*Person 1 sees Person 2 grabbing a cigarette from his pack*

Person 1: Hey bro can I bum one of those? I'll give you one tomorrow after I go to the store.

Person 2: Dude this is like the 5th time you've said that tonight.

Person 1: Come on I'll buy you a drink later.

Person 2: Just take it you damn butt vulture.
Butt Vulture by Vyrion November 2, 2009

butt lamprey

One who survives not by his own virtue or hard work, but by consuming the excrement of others by continually hanging on to those others' rectum. See 'butt leech'.
"Motorola management is nothing more than a collection of in-bred butt lampreys."
butt lamprey by arf_burnt January 27, 2010