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Bump ‘n Crunch

The act of two females bumping their coochies so hard that their pelvic bones start to crack and crunch.
I went to the hospital to visit Edna and Dorothy on Saturday. They got too drunk on Friday night and got caught up in a bump ‘n crunch.
by Platypussies October 27, 2017
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bump

a small pile of cocaine to snort
"hang on a sec...i gotta get a bump"

"can i get a bump?"

"you need a bump?"
by .: High Priestess :. November 12, 2017
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Bump off

When the unsub doesnt have anymoney to buy dope he can take a phone and bump it off for the dope .
Ol boy came to bump off your iphone 7 off for 30 cents I came out on top in that deal.
by #CapnIWontSaveHer November 28, 2017
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Bump

To offer a friend a drink.

Bottle or flask
Tim you want a bump out of my flask
by Flask man December 8, 2017
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Bump

by Aayla T May 3, 2018
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bump donks

When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
by Dont.Ask.Again cx June 8, 2018
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Bump

At least as old as Black & White movies, a Bump is "A Little More" of something, typically intoxicating.
"Can I bump you up" = get you another cocktail, line of coke/ketamine, etc.
by KPryme June 15, 2018
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