French Breakfast

Cunnilingus. Especially when performed between sunrise and 12pm.

That French Breakfast sure was a hearty one. Next time, let's have Belgian.

by Steg. January 29, 2009

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by ant August 4, 2004

breakfast of champions

When up to four people (usually asians) gather around a wok and inject massive amounts of egg yolk into each other's asses. They proceed to have a conversation for about 15 minutes before shitting the feces-egg mixture into the wok. Broil for 10 minutes. Enjoy.

breakfast of champions, it will change your life.

by Iosef Vissarionovich May 25, 2006

BED AND BREAKFAST

Shitting on someones chest

bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed.

by turd burgalers smell September 26, 2008

baghdad breakfast

The contents of one's stomach, found on the pavement after a night on the sauce. So called because of the likeness to what vultures feast on at breakfast time in Baghdad, after a heavy night of bombing a village.

"Fuck me, that was close."
"What happened?"
"I nearly stepped into someone's Baghdad breakfast.

by Sir Donnington Smythe August 28, 2006

Cash Money Breakfast

Cash Money Breakfast is a line from the song Fireman by lil wayne. The phrase can mean three things:
1. Cash or money
2. Food (normally breakfast but not required to be)
3. Cash and Food

As money
"Guess what broski I just paid my cash money breakfast!"
"Can I barrow some cash money breakfast?"

As food
"Man I'm hungry can I have some cash money breakfast?"
"I'm starving, I'll go make some cash money breakfast, enough to feed a small African nation."

As money and food
Human 1"Hey dude you owe me some cash money breakfast."
Human 2 "Your so right I owe you a sandwich and 5 bucks."

by Cheesecake Henry March 2, 2010

asian breakfast biscuit

after a long night of drinking, you wake up with gas and flatulate directly in your partner's mouth who has a tendency to sleep with their mouth open. After flatulating in your partner's mouth the person smacks their mouth as if eating something, thus the asian breakfast biscuit is born.

I fed gave my girl breakfast in bed this morning. I cooked her up an asian breakfast biscuit.

Have you ever had breakfast in bed? I was fed an asian breakfast biscuit once. It was yummy.

by The Pimp Smoker November 5, 2006