booner

A man who loves to fart in public.

Who farted? Booner did!!

by Rick Duble July 9, 2006

Boondoggle

An extravagant masturbatory extravaganza proving you are a complete jack ass.

Boy, after that boondoggle, I just pict up and movied.

by KR November 1, 2004

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

boong

An absolutely disgusting way to describe an Australian Aboriginal person. It is derived from the horrifying practice of running Aboriginal people over, presumably to their death.
Not a socially acceptable word, used by very ignorant people who are not very intelligent.

The word boong should never be used by anyone.

by ih8h8 May 24, 2007

boondoggle

Sneaking up on a woman from behind and groping her

Sally was at the watercooler when I rolled up on her and laid down the boondoggle. Damn that bitch had some spring in those titties.

by Adameat May 5, 2007

boones farm

A tasy wine mainly used to pregame with by young gay college boys. This wine is sweet, fruity, and can totally fuck u up. The reason behind its strong effect on people is its taste and the fastness of how ppl drink it.

Luke thought that Boones Farm was liguid smarties and now after three bottles hes in the dorm bathroom making a not so happy sound.

Yay! gay night in the dorms!! Bring the boones farm its thirsty thursday. :) cheers queers

by I'm Mark James October 16, 2005

booning

Butt spooning.
When you spoon. Cept backwards.

Booning

by captainswagger June 13, 2011