Bluntivity

An activity that is enhanced by lighting up a blunt beforehand, during, or immediately afterward. Appropriate situations include celebrating a major sports victory, finishing a semester of school, or seeing a movie in 3D. Should not be confused with a jointivity.

The group of friends were about to see Tron 3D, and quickly realized that they were about to partake in a bluntivity.

by Bowl Ripping Duck January 4, 2011

bluetoothaphobia

The fear that your Bluetooth device will connect to the family wireless speaker and your porn audio will come blasting through unexpectedly

My teenage son is heavily Medicated to prevent his bluetoothaphobia

by Gonorthforkyourself September 8, 2015

Bluetooth Hobo

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Bluetooth Blem

To light a cigarette using another lit cigarette. (Blem refers to a cigarette) & (bluetooth is a metaphor referring to the instant connection of the two blems)

Ferno: Ay Kanye, You know what time it is
Kanye: Yes I do, but your lighter is shit
Ferno: Ah it's calm we'll just Bluetooth Blem it.

by Kstackz August 27, 2020

bluethpick

the blue liberty shirt that josh lyle wears 2/7 days of the week

Josh is wearing the bluethpick again, must be really hoping taylor sees him.

by jarredlyle September 17, 2022

the bluetooth device is ready to pair

Also mistaken as, "your bluetooth device is ready to kill." it is used in cheap devices that have bluetooth and for some reason a French girl trying too hard to sound English says "The Bluetooth Device is Ready to Pair"

*some kid turns on their cheap musty dusty crusty spiderman hoverboard*
*beeping* "the bluetooth device is ready to pair"

by EverybodyToilet August 13, 2022

Bluntosaurus Rex

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.

"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."

by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006