bill and ted

Girl to guy: "Wanna meet Bill and Ted?"
Guy: "Who are Bill and Ted?"
Girl: (points at her breasts) and says "Now are you ready for an excellent adventure?"

bill and ted by Furreal April 24, 2008

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Bill Gates

someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".

1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!

2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.

3. Bill Gates goes to college.

Bill Gates by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008

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bill clinton

Soon to be the First Man of the White House in history. Will become America's First Bitch of the White House.

Hillary will make Bill Clinton her bitch when she takes over the White House.

bill clinton by Clint Auf March 23, 2008

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Bill Kaulitz

a woman

Bill Kaulitz secretly has a vagina.

Bill Kaulitz by Jori October 7, 2008

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Bill Cosby

A Bill Cosby is when a black man dips his pudding pop(penis) into a bowl of pudding so that a white girl can suck it off during oral sex.

Jerome persuaded Jillian to suck the pudding off his penis. He pulled a Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006

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Bill Lee

Bill Lee is Graig Nettles' bitch. Lee was a pitcher, but never won a world series ring with the Boston Red Sox.

Bill Lee used to be a good pitcher, until Graig Nettles hurt his pitching hand.

Bill Lee by defenderofthepinstripes July 20, 2009

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Bill O'Reilly

A left-leaning Independent who when he's not speaking out against child molesters getting light sentences is saying things like he is against the death penalty,for gay marriage and the right for gays to adopt children.This of course gets him labeled and extreme right-wing fascist by extreme left wingnuts who are convinced of his radical rightwingedness because he sometimes has yelled at a couple of people who were acting either pro-terrorist or pro-kiddie-fiddler.

Bill O'Reilly is to the right...of Karl Marx.

Bill O'Reilly by go suck goo thru a straw November 4, 2006

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