White Bass Choco Splash

Taking a double dose of Ex-lax after eating Mexican food and waiting until it's unbearable, then punching your girlfriend in the diaphragm, knocking the wind out of her. While she's lying on the floor sucking for air like a fish, unleash the liquidous mess from your anus into her waiting mouth.

Other fish can be used to relate to the person sucking shit matter.
EX) Rainbow Trout for lesbians, Wide Mouth Bass for that annoying chick who won't shut up, etc.

Nick: My girlfriend told everyone my dick was like a pencil with broken lead, so last night we went to On the Border and then I gave her a Whitebass Choco Splash.

Alan: Man, that is brutal!

by item535 September 6, 2005

sea bass

people who have faces that are in a permanent frown are often called sea bass becuase their face resembles a sea bass

kick his ass sea bass!

by Hapa D April 6, 2004

jam bands

monotony. total monotony.

wow, that jam band show was full of monotony.

by B March 29, 2004

bases

1st - Kissing, heavy petting, dry sex
2nd - Finger, Hand Job
3rd - Oral, fellatio (blow job), cunnilingus(eating out)
Home Run - Sex

*Titties are irrelevant*

Guy: Man, that girl sucked her way to third base last night!
Other Guy: Hopefully you'll score a homerun tonight!

Dude: I'll probably round all the bases with her tonight!

by The Robone April 27, 2006

Bass Music

A type of dancable rap music from Florida popularized by the Two Live Crew and Luke in the late 80's. Deep LOW Beats by the 808 drum machine, high energy rhythms and a upbeat sunny/party/fun and SEXY attitude marks this kind of music. Miami was the first state to put high-watt stereo systems in cars, trucks and SUV's - Bass Music's influnce can still be felt (REALLY) on streets everywhere.

by ? April 8, 2003

Bases

1st base - a pull with tongues

2nd base - poke or handy

3rd base - lick out or blowing

4th base - All the way

At the school disco me and Danny found a classroom, and we pulled he already knew the bases, whereas I wasn't as experienced, I'd only pulled before. I gave him a handy and as my reward he poked me, but then I wanted to take him further, apparently so did he, so he pulled up my skirt and I lay on the desk and he licked me out, his warm, wet tongue on my pussy felt so good, I felt so horny so I gave him a blow job and he jizzed in my mouth his cum tasted so good, eventually we went all the way, the teachers couldn't find us and we spent the night together...

After getting drunk on the Saturday, we went back to Georgia's because her parents were out. We called in Jack and Rory, they came running. Once they arrived Georgia and Jack went through to her room, they were humping so hard the bed was hitting against the wall and Rory and I could hear it in the next room. He poked me whilst sitting on Georgia's sofa, then Jack and her came through and it was me and Rory's turn. We went through and he fucked me so hard my pussy is still hurting, we came back through to the lounge and Georgia and Jack were having sex, so me and Rory joined in and we had the best foursome ever, Rory licked me out, I licked out Georgia and Jack analed me and georgia gave jack a blow job. I think we can all agree that was the best night of our lives...

by Pseudonymopi9076 June 13, 2009

Bandsome

A man who is ugly, but has enough money for women to overlook that fact.

Person 1: How does he get dates with a face like that?
Person 2: He's one bandsome motherfucker.

by Wikey500 January 20, 2016