Brandon Moment

A moment of time in which a person has a large amount of stupidity and forgets something trivial or important.

1. "Dude, you have to see this!" *shows* *moments later* "Dude, you have to see this!"

2. "I think you're the only person in the world not to use Trishula's effect when you summon it." "Yeah, you just had a Brandon Moment."

by ColdKlaus September 2, 2011

Joe Brandon

Literal Dementia. Used to describe when one cannot remember or stumble in speech.

Person one: I think that we should awebufagulabiusescuseme....ahem
Person two: think you just had a Joe Brandon!

by Маршал Чилтонов July 7, 2022

Brandon Marks

The greatestestest guy ever. He makes me giggle. Great taste in music;;amazing eyes. Can't bowl, but that's okay, haha. My best guy friend, possibly? HottHottHott :D
I love this kid, haha. :

Brandon Marks. What the hell does it matter?! Meet the dude and you won't need a damn example :P

by BarneyIsAmazinggg. January 4, 2009

Dark Brandon

A highly cringy take by political and media marketing to make President Biden seem cool.

Stop trying to make Dark Brandon happen! It's so cringe!!

by Blood Alpha August 9, 2022

brandon novak

Bam's horny friend from sirius radio. He was addicted to herion sience he was 17 and is now clean, and if he stays that way gets to live with bam. He is sexy, but has many STD's.

he gets alot of chicks

by amy April 20, 2005

Brandon Paine

The GREATEST pussy eater OF ALL TIMES! Is able to satisify the stubbornest of snatches. Capiable of going down for days on end, not even coming up for air, until the job is done. No pussy scares him! From a big ol' hair pie to bald cunt. If it's not discolored, disfiggured, or smelling like an open can of tuna that has been sitting out on the counter for 8 days... he'll eat the hell out of it!

" Damn... the guy I hooked up with last night was a total Brandon Paine. He made me scrub my shit up first but then ate it like there was no tomorrow"

by 2up4fun November 27, 2011

brandon lamberth

amazing.my lover.my husband.more than anything i could ever ask for<3 my bestfriend.my prince charming,everything im looking for<33333333333my sweet baby. my world. my everything. id never leave you brandon,id always wait for you.you are my sunshine. the light in my eyes,what i go to school for. my boo boo bear. May 22nd 2010- eternity<3

I LOVE YOU BRANDON CHARLES LAMBERTH!!!!!!!!

i want to marry you.im so in love with you<3 no one could ever take me from you<3

you are my sunshine,my only sunshine,you make me happy,when skies are gray,you'll never know dear how much i love you..please dont take my sunshine away<3brandon lamberth

by hannahBlamberth November 24, 2010