Pat Attack

Emotional distress caused by a waiter screwing up the order.

“Supreme Patty (aka 4650 Marmo aka Mirasol Judea) had a Pat Attack because the dude at islands forgot to write down ‘no pickles’"

by Jacobcod October 2, 2018

Ope Attack

When two Midwesterners can't get past each other in a small corridor such as an aisle in the supermarket or a hallway at church.

Person 1: "Ope, can I get past you, man?"
Person 2: "Ope, excuse me"
Person 1: "Ope"
Person 2: "Ope"
Etc...
Ope attack.

by Gthumb December 31, 2018

Tingle Attack

A tingle that makes you go up and down, all around, and squirts

That's not a seizure it's a tingle attack

by Mamapantie April 13, 2019

Flap Attack

When a woman attacks with her low hanging flappy vagina lips.

That girl’s va jj lips hang so low she smacked herself in the face with em while jogging. She flap attacked herself tryin to stay in shape.

by LeroyLooselips April 30, 2019

sonic attack

A very quick masturbation

I just busted a sonic attack

by Barbaros bloody December 23, 2019

Lac-attack

Because there's no name for when you get a reaction from being lactose-intolerant.

Friend 1: "Aren't you gonna get a lac-attack?"
Friend 2: *continues to eat ice cream* "I shall choose to suffer the consequences of my actions."

by ryuddaeng May 12, 2020

molly attack

an outburst that is characterised by mild suicidal tendencies, jokes that probably shouldn’t be allowed to be jokes, non-stop tweeting and overly concerned, yet patronising, teachers.

Person: is Molly okay?

“Oh it’s fine, she’s just having a Molly Attack”

by urlocalmia April 22, 2020