conner ashton

conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.

"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."

by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024

ner ahron

ner ahron is the kind of place that all of the rabbis get to know u very intimatly .they fucccccc all the time also they fuccccc zevi .and giannis do not otuch the wifi while theres a orgy going on in room 2
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yo yo yo zevi are u goin to nimrei i mean ner ahronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nice man iv heard they have orgys and sometimes bring in girls itno there room and fuccccccccccc the rabbis and shiiiiiiii also watch out for yudi falik type shit and the red headed ogre that will rape u in chel but also irl also yo yo if ur reading thsi stop stroking ur dads cock yo yo fr wtf

by rabbi powitz hawk tuah June 26, 2024

Rosh Ashondra

1. When African Americans have the day off for a Jewish holiday.

2. Popular African American female name

Rosh Ashondra and DeeDee were very happy to find out the office would be closed for Rosh Ashondra on Tuesday.

by Steinerwoodwork September 20, 2025

Noah Ashton

Noah is the most perfect boy you will ever meet. Seriously never let him go. He is the best boy there is he is so handsome and just so perfect. I love my Noah Ashton very much. I will always love him forever and ever.

Noah Ashton is the sweetest boy ever!

by sprinklexcupcake December 8, 2025

Leanthony Ashton

Leanthony Ashton is naturally handsome, carrying a presence that feels effortless rather than performed. He moves with quiet confidence, the kind that doesn’t need validation to be real. Shaped early by music and creative discipline, Leanthony Ashton learned rhythm not just in sound, but in timing, restraint, and self-control. Thoughtful and composed, he observes more than he speaks, choosing intention over impulse. There’s balance in Leanthony Ashton—style without excess, confidence without arrogance, and a calm, steady energy that draws attention without ever asking for it.

When Leanthony Ashton walked into the room, the energy shifted—calm, confident, and unmistakably his.

by coolguy474 January 7, 2026

3rd of October (Ashton)

Ashton's big boy birthday

NPC: "Hey! It's the 3rd of October (Ashton)! You know what that means?"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"

by notwiz October 2, 2022

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.

"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024