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Ashton Irwin

The drummer in the sexy as hell band 5 Seconds Of Summer and a sex god. He is know for his giggle that makes him sound like a little school girl and he is known to have a daddy kink according to the 5sosfam
"Have you heard of that band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah. The drummer Ashton Irwin is sexy as hell"
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Ashton Irwin

He is so funny kind and caring. He used to self harm but stopped because of the Fans. He drew a butterfly on a fans self harm cuts to help her stop.
Ashton Irwin is an inspirational human bean
Ashton Irwin by 5sosdaisiecalm August 22, 2016

Ashton Irwin

Ashton Irwin is the drummer and one of 4 vocalists in the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. Ashton is known for his signature giggle that makes him sounds like 4 year old girl. And he is often shipped with his 3 band mates and is known for having a daddy kink.
Ashton Irwin is hot af

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Ashton Irwin

"Ashton Irwin is physical sunshine."

Ancient Astronaut Theorists 

A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"

Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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