Apple stickers

A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.
I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.
by The Real Driller June 13, 2022
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apple riri

The best apple artist out there who loves her ririans! 🍎🐁
Omg did you hear apple riri’s new song? She’s so cool!
by riri! December 20, 2020
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apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day
hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot
by purple pellets July 17, 2017
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Apple computer

Originally designed as an educational tool in the 70's it was marketed as the first computer small and cheap enough to be owned by individual consumers. Touted as the first "personal computer" and simple enough that a child could learn to operate they gained contracts with U.S. schools. They had 2 main competitors IBM which focused on business applications and Commodore who focused on entertainment (games and media).

As each improved it's side applications Commodore had trouble in the market as businesses leaned heavier on IBM and Apple had contracts with the U.S. educational systems. People saw games and media as frivolous and Commodore filed bankruptcy. However Apple snatched up bits of it and started to develop visual media which is still it's bragging point today.
IBM set it's sights on international markets and set a standard for clones and compatible systems working with Microsoft they developed the windows operating system and truly became personal computers globally.

Apple, although making models for individuals, has somehow gone to market as simply "Apple" all others systems are called PC (personal computers).

A closer look shows this to be true. IBM compatible computers have programs written by anyone and used by individual preference.

Apple is developed by Apple, licensed by Apple and largely slow or incompatible with any other systems They cost 2-3 times more and have a cult like following of hipsters and people who think they know more than everyone else.
I got the most expensive computer on the market!

Oh, really? What kind of Apple computer did you get?
by Appledumpster June 25, 2017
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An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.
Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.
by David Kahn November 09, 2007
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apple juely

The best ship ever, between Ely and Apple juice, the perfect couple
"I love apple juice"

"i love you too Ely"
*Making out noises*
"lets call out baby apple juely"
by rubix cube nerd March 30, 2023
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Taffy Apple

A person (usually of the Caucasian descent) you know who likes to shove shit up his ass, like wine bottles, car keys, lightbulbs, toy trains, and in some cases uncles.
Well hot damn shove a stick up my ass and call me a taffy apple
by Hotel? Trivago. June 18, 2018
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