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Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.
Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".
by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
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Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.
My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.
by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021
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Parents

The Full Form of PARENT is Parent Awareness Responsibility Engage Nurture and Trust.
A mother or father of a person or an animal, or someone who looks after a person in the same way that a parent does:
You know they just became parents, they’ve named their child, joe
by TheMadSaint November 24, 2021
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Parent

A miserable person wishing to fulfill the goal through his well developed sperm, yet not accepting a goal of their kid they already did, therefore being happy and popular is cool but sex and nicotine addiction are bad.

Can be uses both as a gift and a curse.
"That's such a parent's sentence "
"You sound like my parent"
by Adolfenschmeritz October 4, 2019
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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Newsletter Parent

Parent who doesn't listen never turns up for the child and only wants something to put in the newsletter to send to other parents who are busy ignoring their own kids. Lives in denial and thinks it is still the 1980's in complete ignorance of the economic and environmental mess they have bequeathed to future generations. Spends there time buying investment properties making it harder for people to buy a house, and taking holidays while young people do it tougher each year.
My newsletter parent wanted something for her Christmas newsletter.
by dildoswaggins41 August 30, 2024
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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021
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