A contract that parents and the Catholic Church force teenagers to sign, which says that they cannot engage in any sexual activities until marriage. It is stupid, because it goes against the basic laws of nature, and it doesn't work very often, instead it encourages them to have sex even more, but they don't know about birth control, so the girls get pregnant.
Craig: Why did you make me come in here with your girlfriend?
Craig's Mom: Craig, we'd like to talk with you two about something very important. Now that you both are together, we want you to sign this contract. Once you sign this, you will not commit any sexual activities until marriage, and therefore be pure until then, so you won't go to hell.
Craig: What the fuck, mom?! Are you stupid? I'd never sign an abstinence contract! You know I'm an athiest! Stop being such a retard! Sex is not some holy act that can only be done in marriage, it's normal human behavior! (Rips up contract) You make me sick! I wish you weren't so ignorant!
Craig's Mom: Craig, we'd like to talk with you two about something very important. Now that you both are together, we want you to sign this contract. Once you sign this, you will not commit any sexual activities until marriage, and therefore be pure until then, so you won't go to hell.
Craig: What the fuck, mom?! Are you stupid? I'd never sign an abstinence contract! You know I'm an athiest! Stop being such a retard! Sex is not some holy act that can only be done in marriage, it's normal human behavior! (Rips up contract) You make me sick! I wish you weren't so ignorant!
by JoshTheLiberator May 16, 2009
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Similar to Trill. When someone is thought of to be Absolute they are known as being serious, to the point, strictly the real and they get it done in an absolute no ifs manner. No questions asked. New terminology courtesy of Foreknow Apparel fam worldwide.
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Get the Absolute mug.a form of sex education that is with holding facts about sex. then tell you if you follow it you are "smart". smart people have a mind of their own and will do research and realize ABSTINENCE IS A GOVERNMENT POLICY ON SEX EDUCATION THAT HAS FAILED. dont believe me? do some research. think of this, how many pregenate porn stars do you see???
jeff- can you believe john is abstinence??
fred- not that supraising, he also believed other things without any research. like his whole, Obama is a musslim thing.
Jeff- good point. isnt that how the Nazi party was found?
Fred- it is. people not being told all the facts and believing it cuz "if you did, then your smart"
Jeff- haha. Absizs
Fred- LAWL
fred- not that supraising, he also believed other things without any research. like his whole, Obama is a musslim thing.
Jeff- good point. isnt that how the Nazi party was found?
Fred- it is. people not being told all the facts and believing it cuz "if you did, then your smart"
Jeff- haha. Absizs
Fred- LAWL
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Get the abshlonging si buh moindingler mug.Chronic absent-mindedness which results from heavy alcohol consumption and the resultant cloudy thinking. (From absinthe, a highly alcoholic beverage.)
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