Abby-ed

When you claim to be working from home but do almost absolutely anything to skive off from doing any actual paid work; feel guilty about it, but continue to seek social affirmation rather than simply start working.

"Oh bo! I Abby-ed soo hard yesterday that ended up organizing and itemizing my nick-knack and lose cable draw."

by The Observant Interloper July 31, 2023

Abboud

Describes a bad or low quality android device.

This phone is so abboud, i mean it runs android 2.3 and its so crappy!

by redringofb August 12, 2023

abbie

there are two types of girl called abbie... the super f*cking annoying ones or the really nice ones. they will either be really cute or super ugly. however they will always have a bad taste in guys

person 1 : have you seen abbie ?

person 2 : which one, the really annoying one ?

person 1 : no the super hot and kind one

by violetgorrila94 July 5, 2023

Classic Abby

When you realize something is funny only when someone else thinks it's funny, eben though... it's not so much

While watching Just Go With It, your friend mimics Adam Sandler when he pets Barto on the head and then laughs. You see her laughing so you laugh and say, "classic Abby"

by Erics & TEPS September 11, 2011

Banging Abbey

When a friend ditches your group in order to sexually pursue their significant other.

"Is Jordan coming to the cinema with us?'
'Nah, he's banging Abbey'

by Grumpychunks April 16, 2016

Destiny Abbott

Khuldoon’s prize possession. She is everything to him. If your name isn’t Khuldoon, fuck off. You should likely stay beyond 5 feet from her if you have a penis. If you do not, rumor is your penis gets chopped off. She is an absolute goddess accompanied by her god, Khuldoon. In ancient times, they fucked everywhere which is why they made it illegal for people to fuck publicly. Destiny’s booty is owned by Khuldoon. If you even stare, rumor is that Khuldoon’s face will pop up on each cheek. Don’t fuck with her, or else he will help you meet Michael Jackson. Meaning you’ll die.

Winston: My god, look at that ass!
Jordan: Watch your mouth, that’s Destiny Abbott.
Winston: Khuldoon’s woman?!
Jordan: Fucking right creep.
Winston: Spare me!!!!! I’m sorry!!!

by Destiny Abbott December 19, 2017

King Abbasi

Some know him as the myth, others the legend. I know him as the MAN.

Thought long to be a ancient myth this guy roams the world with his leather bag and his black boots.

Man 1: "Have you guys heard of the King Abbasi"

Man 2: "Yes, ive heard he once sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3: "I have heard that he can bench a whole car"

These are just a few examples.

by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019