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(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
mugGet the Ride like the wind, Bullseye!mug.

Golden wind team

A group of close friends that care for eachother despite their differences
Oh how my heart yearns to be in the golden wind team
by Thejojobreadboy June 13, 2024
mugGet the Golden wind teammug.

Wind-slapper

A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag
"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."
by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025
mugGet the Wind-slappermug.

wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
mugGet the wind taxmug.

wind grinder

the wind grinder is usually performed at male sleepovers when the first person falls asleep the others prop him up and arch him then they go get a vacuum and stick it up his ass as one male sticks it up the sleep males ass another reaches down his throat and grabs the long end of the vacuum the pulls it through his mouth then the males that are awake must perform a soggy waffle to see who gets their meat wind grinded. THE WIND GRINDER WILL RESULT IN DEATH
bro after steven fell asleep at the sleep over me and johnathan pulled a wind grinder on him
by pyro.eats.ass December 6, 2021
mugGet the wind grindermug.

winds picking up

Strong urge to go to the pub is coming on
Geez the winds picking up, we’ll get blown to the pub in a minute
by PezLad70 March 16, 2023
mugGet the winds picking upmug.

beer can wind chime

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.
by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025
mugGet the beer can wind chimemug.

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