Watching

I know. That was my initial complaint. That it affects my ability to meet my needs, form relationships, potentially affects people peripherally associated with me (in a Bud light kind of way where THEY might be punished for their association with me and then YOU narcissisticly punish THEM for associating with me).

Hym "Yeah, I told you that they were watching me. That was like my whole thing."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.

Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.

by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022

Eye watch cape horn

Means you watch gay porn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022

6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore

WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH

Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?

by LobterClobter March 14, 2024

Watch Out For The Moles

A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.

Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.

by the moles are coming November 29, 2018

Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.

Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”

by I don’t know shit about life June 9, 2021

Bulge watching

The literal form of cock watching. When someone who you assumed to be straight is caught looking at some meat.

“Nah I know your ass ain’t bulge watching right now”

by Ben_420 March 31, 2024