Blanket Wank

The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.

I just had the most furious blanket wank ever

by AledLlyr November 23, 2011

Warnambool Wank

Taking a sweet, young, sensitive and obviously inexperienced country girl, and dry humping her leg until you ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me go all the way so I had a Warnambool Wank instead.

by Slicker March 29, 2008

bird wank

To begin masturbation without finishing entirely.

Aww, man. I only had time for a bird wank.

by juliea. October 7, 2010

spatty wank

When the guy slaps the pussy lips around with his dick.

Guy1: Did you see that Jenna Jameson video
Guy2: Yeah dude Hella spatty wank went down in that video!!!

by Allen Gnudi December 26, 2006

Blackout Wank

A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.

Stroemer was very drunk and decided to have a blackout wank.

by Max2001 March 21, 2021

Bulemic Wank

Having a girl throw up over herself, then sliding your cock between her vomit-covered tits

"I feel really sick"
"How about a bulemic wank then honey?"

by Mlle_Tink December 3, 2009

wank star

Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.

Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com

by WankMistress July 11, 2011