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wicked. First coined by childerens TV presenters Ant and Dec.
"Ant and Dec were killed horribly? wacked!!"
wacked by SiRuS January 4, 2004

Oj wanker 

Masturbating while using oranje juice as lubrification
Man, that kid smelled like oranges... He must be an oj wanker
Oj wanker by Boss252725 February 7, 2014

wacked out cracka 

A stupid motherfucker who tries to act Black, even tho he comes from the upper class, and any Black person could kick his scrawny white ass.
Shit, time to mob on those wacked out cracka's, thinking they can be us.
wacked out cracka by MC Ren April 15, 2003

wankenstein 

a sci fi porno and parody of frankenstein
we just watched "the return of dr. wankenstein" on hbo
wankenstein by naked person April 8, 2004
(quote "anonymous"}
While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally.

I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker.
(end quote "anonymous")

Wanking = self gratification, self importance

In Australia, wankers are people who believe that they are better than you because they have a better car, wife, children, life, etc, than you.

Wankers are always "mentors" and never "proteges".
Wankers never engage in self deprecating humour.
Wankers never make mistakes.
Wankers are our superior.
Wankers tolerate our existance.
Wankers believe they are our "gods".
Wankers are "cool".hehehe
Your computer friend "Magnum One" is very self confidant, isn't he ? Yeah, he's a wanker for sure.
Wanker by ztv December 28, 2005
To obliterate a body part; to cause major discomfort to oneself in a slightly humorous manner.
Friend #1 that may or may not care what happened to kid that got wanged on pool: "Dude! What happened?"

Friend #2 that saw it happen: "Oh he wanged himself good on that pool. But it sure was funny."

Kid that got wanged on pool: "Oh shut-up."
wanged by Cander June 11, 2006