Ultra instinct

A state of being that allows the user to rely on instinct to unconsciously dodge even the most minuscule of things.

One instance of someone achiving Ultra instinct takes place when someone was chewing 10 packs of 5 gum at one time. Aftermath: his tounge was never the same...

by Norrabal May 14, 2019

ULTRA MAGA

A legendary conservative movement of decent people that has taken hold in the United States starting in 2015, and gaining popularity with the election of their awesome leader Donald Trump.

The adherents consider themselves to be “America First” Nationalists and truly recognise the fascist ideology the Democrats follow, often claiming “the left” or “AntiFa”(a libtard organized anti fascist movement) to be the real fascists.

Ultra MAGA people work for:

~ Powerful and continuing nationalism
~ Protection of human rights, including the unborn, freedom of speech and freedom of thought
~ Identification of the mass media as blatantly biased and refusing to report the facts
~ Protection of children from deviant sexuality
~ Obsession with national security as necessary for national survival
~ Freedom of religion as a basis for unifying the core values of society
~ Opportunities for business to succeed
~ Opportunities for full employment
~ Balanced discussion within intellectual circles and the arts
~ Obsession with crime and punishment to protect the innocent and serve justice on the guilty
~ To stop the rampant hypocrisy, cronyism and corruption in the Democrat and libtard circles.

The corrupt, dementia riddled President Biden and the demented Dems have clearly targeted the Ultra MAGA crowd. but conservatives everywhere will proudly wear this badge to protect their liberty and to save their nation.

Tim: Have you heard that the media has suppressed another story on Hunter Biden and the Clintons?

Sally: Not again. What we need is an ultra MAGA news channel!

by doug1ness July 20, 2022

Ultimate Power Bizzle

The act of 2 Caucasian males taking home a girl and 1 male treating her to rough sex whilst the other male watches and masturbates whilst playing FIFA 2010 simultaneously. After both males have ejaculated (adds to the drama if this can be at the same time but doesn’t have to be) they each wipe a dollop of semen on the girls forehead (it is advised the male treating the girl to rough sex pull out and blow on the girls stomach for ease of grasping a dollop). Once this process is complete both males will start acting like they are in a Snoop Dogg film clip.

Man last night was awesome, John and I picked up this pissed slapper at the Reepham took her home and I gave her the roughest sex ever. Smacked her head into the surround sound system and stuck zooper doopers up her arse. The whole time John was watching whilst tugging his wood and playing FIFA 2010 (Barcelona Vs Real Madrid on expert). We eventually ejaculated at the same time and both placed dollops of spunk on her forehead. Straight after this we put on the up in smoke tour and rapped along whilst smoking blunts and drinking 40’s (sidenote, they were actually VB longnecks). It was an Ultimate Power Bizzle.

by Dolloper February 24, 2010

Ultimate Frisbee

Sometimes known as simply Ultimate is a game played usually with friends in a pick up game, but sometimes in organized league play in a tournament and such. All you need to play is some friends and a disc that weighs 175 grams. Unlike most definitions for this on this website, it's harder then it looks, and it takes much more athleticism then you think to play. It takes good endurance and cardio, because the game is almost entirely running, and throwing a good Frisbee to someone who's cutting and hitting them in stride when it's windy is no easy task. One of the best parts is that it's usually played for fun, with a score being fun to fun.

Bro: Hey dude, wanna go play some Ultimate Frisbee?
Other Bro: Hell yeah dude, I'll be there.
Bro: Sweet bro, it'll be numb.

by jj326314 December 21, 2010

ultima online

Fun game for the first few months after that its pretty boring but you just cant stop playing!

Do not pay monthly for ultima!!! play the free versions!!! age of shadows sucks! I say go with UOR or even better pre UOR.

Ultima Online is a very addicting game

I play Defiance free shard.

by stewfoo January 8, 2005

The Ultimate Question

The Ultimate Question is a constantly changing question based on who is asking it and who is being asked. The reason for this is because every person is different and every person's Ultimate Question is, subsequently, different.Every person has a diffrent Ultimate Question but i supposed if you asked God "What is the Ultimate Question?" by the time he finished his answer the universe would have imploded and exploded simultaniously and we would all die. So if somebody does figure out the REAL Ultimate Question we would never know because we would all be dead.

Person A: "What is the Ultimate Question?"
Person B: "its 'On Which day of the month is everything free?'"

OR
Person B:"It's the one you just asked."

by Deep Thought 2.0 December 6, 2010

Ultra Rape

The act of destroying (verbally, mentally, and physically) someone so bad they lose sleep over it.

Guy:"yo Fatmir, the rest of us non-ugly guys that you've been following around have come to a conclusion, and we strongly believe that you should do the world a favour, and kill yourself...thanks."

Guy#2:"Brooo, that's Ultra Rape, he's definitely gonna kill himself now!"

by Dr. Kreamler April 12, 2009