Twat Connection 

a tight connection of the opposite sex

Twat Connection by twiddles August 8, 2003

twat twiddler 

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

twat twiddler by Benjamino December 22, 2003

twat nav 

A better word used to describe a sat nav or GPS system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!

This shitty twat nav has made me take the wrong exit again!

twat nav by Helen81 December 31, 2008

twat waddle 

a dirty girl's long and stretched out cunt curtains

I got my man meat all tangled up in that filthy bitch's twat waddle. Courtney Love must have an enormous twat waddle.

twat waddle by turd lunch July 10, 2005

twat shot 

when a person takes their hand, in the shape of a gun with one or two fingers extended and the rest in a fist, and inserts the "gun" into a women's vaginal and uses the thumb to stimulate the women's clitoris

dude i gave my girl the twat shot yesturday and i completely destroied that pussy

twat shot by Jay Blunt December 31, 2006

Twat Balloon 

A sexual act where a man belches or farts into a womans vagina. she will then queef it out ensuring great pleasure to the sick bastard who just farted or burped into her vagina.

That bitch was nasty as hell! she asked for a twat balloon straight up!

Twat Balloon by sarah_2013 March 14, 2010

twat plug

another slang word for anything that stops the blood from running during menstruation

oh man my tounge was just used as a twat plug. i just got my red wings

twat plug by ass master January 18, 2003