Detroit Teddybear

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time

by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024

goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)

"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"

by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024

The Teddy

When you just can’t stop guzzling down an entire bucket of popcorn to yourself while everyone watches

I went on a date last night to the movies and we bought popcorn to share but she pulled the teddy and it was gone before the previews ended

by Aguy February 1, 2026

Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy

One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three

“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”

by astrowashere February 19, 2019

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

Swallowing the whole tiddy

When Kirby eats a watermelon he/she is „swallowing the whole tiddy“

Yo man yesterday i was swallowing the whole tiddy

Wtf man dont say that its weird

by Dnow Fpvmx June 26, 2020

National Send A Soapy Tiddy Pick

January 14th is when you send a good friend or a significant other a soapy titty pick regardless of wether you're a guy or girl

Hey Nick did you hear its National Send A Soapy Tiddy pick day tomorrow

by UsersFr1 January 13, 2021