Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

evan

a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick

also a shinji kinnie in denial

wow evans such a shinji kinnie even tho they claim theyre not

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

Evan (bugg)

Evan is a crackhead:) He’s full of energy and easy to get along with from the start.Once you meet Evan you’ll never want to talk to anyone again but him. He always shows compassion, love, and respect to the people he cares about. If your not friends… with Evan what are you doing??? Evan’s one of those boys that are 90’s fine. Like real handsome and rare, he just catches your attention from the moment he walks in the room… he’s hella smart and far from shy, he’s the exact opposite. He uses lots of eye contact when your talking to him, and he smiles a lot, it’s super easy to fold, and he makes you feel like your in a dream when talking to him. When you hug someone like Evan you’ll feel small, safe, secure and in your own world like no one else is around but just you two. When people call him a crackhead believe it! He will literally argue with anyone about any topic, especially football. Evan is a real big football fan. And he stand on BIDNESS. He’s the type of guy that makes a girl feel like they don’t have to have their guard up all the time. If he notices somethings wrong, he’ll fix it. Need to talk? Talk to Evan. He articulates things well, he’s God fearing and never makes you feel judged. ALWAYS feel comfortable around him. And make sure you treat him the same. Otherwise he’ll cut you off and act like you don’t exist. My advice is, if you meet an Evan keep him, he’s definitely the boy of your dreams. And be patient and take care of him like he will do for you.

Evan (bugg) is the best

by Chrisean rock November 21, 2023

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020

Evan

Full time sick cunt.

"oh, look there's an Evan, just send it."

by Just send it, bruh March 6, 2020

Pulling an Evan

To procrastinate or be idiotic

I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?

by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

Kai and Evan Disorder

When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted

Looks like Alex caught Kai and Evan Disorder

by Goomba420 February 12, 2024