Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

Hump your crush day was fun on February 3

by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020

Hump Jays

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.

The two hump jays made the news yesterday!

by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022

Speed Humping

The word created for driving over speed humps way too fast in hopes of getting air. While there are very few cases reported of tires actually leaving the ground, it is still a thrill ride if you do it right.

Dude, Lets cut through Bellevue and do some speed humping!

by WatsonN April 27, 2013

Dumpster hump

Tic tacs first gay prison experience

See also salad tossing

Tic tac likes to be dumpster humped while tossing other inmates salads with jell or syurp

by Dumpster hump May 14, 2018

Techno hump

Curvature of the spine developed by people over time due to dance movements specific to techno music. It develops more and more as the raves are more frequent and longer.

- Vincent doesn’t have a techno hump like George.
- Give him one more year of raves and we talk then.

by GVH28 November 18, 2023

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 1, 2019

Hump day

The best reason to still live

yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.

by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023