Poser

A poser is someone who will do anything to fit in, they are worthless conformists. Poser is also the ultimate insults towards goth kids.

“I’m going to buy a skateboard to be like the other kids!”
“You’re a f*cking poser dude”

by Vee_778 June 10, 2020

poser

(TYPICALLY METAL GENRE) a poser is someone using a specific genre/band as a way to impress someone. for example, if your crush says they like the misfits, you buy a misfits shirt, not knowing any of their songs or anything about them.
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little rant-
people keep saying that bands like SOAD, deftones and other "nu metal" bands are poser bands just because they don't sound like black sabbath, metallica, iron maiden, slayer, megadeth, etc. there are many different sub-genres in metal, and it shouldn't restrict to JUST thrash, death, or other "heavier" sub-genres. SOAD and deftones aren't even really nu metal, they just do what they like to do. they're not poser bands. like what you like, and listen to whatever you want to listen to.

someone: *sees someone in a nirvana shirt* "hey, what's your favorite nirvana song?"

poser:"uh.. I don't know any.. I just think its cute."

someone:"poser.."

by sl1pth0tt March 12, 2024

Poser

Someone that has to have a camera on them at all times to prove they are who they claim to be.

The poser couldn't go skydiving or do anything else without a camera, because having nothing to show for it wouldn't make her look tough or colorful anymore, she would be uninteresting, as everybody is throughout most of their lives. People are interesting for a little while after they are born, then they are interesting again late in their life, but most of their life there's nothing interesting about anyone in particular.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

Motorcycle Poser

When you buy a motorcycle to look cool but never ride it. It sits outside in the rain or in the garage and collects dust.

Sina bought a motorcycle to ride with his friends, but after it arrived, everyone knew right away, that he was a motorcycle poser.

by Capt. Woodlong April 1, 2022

poser

a person whot hinks that they can fit in. they do what everyone else does and wears what they do.

an example of the word poser would be a preppy bitch. one day she is preppy. the next day she is wearing all black with dark eyeliner and acts emo.

by urbanisbeastman December 16, 2008

Poser

Someone who starts claiming to be an asshole to avoid being the same mollycoddle next door or down the street they were growing up, rather than because they really are an asshole.

The poser is imitating assholes now that he/she is no longer imitating kind hearted people.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Poser

Poser is the word skaters use for everything. To them everyone is a poser.

He is a poser because of the kind of board hes useing.

by Jmahan96 August 1, 2011