ur mum

The person who gave birth to you that I shagged last night

you: haha nerd

me: I fucked ur mum

by weinerstrainer July 4, 2021

Your mum

Something I'm 12 inches in

person: your mum

me: something 12 inches in

by Uglyxmastree January 15, 2022

Mum

The Bri'ish/Australian way of spelling mom.

Mum makes more sense than Mom. You don't go around saying mOm do you (unless your really American, in that case learn English properly dude) You say mUm.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

can i date ur mum

to be very weird if you say that

ur mum is hot and she is thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc can i date ur mum pls

by inquistitormaster stan March 13, 2022

ur mum gay

I mean if I was someone's mom then it would be true- anyway it can be used as an insult to people who call you gay. (if they call you gay it might mean you are and just accept it)

Person A: Ur gay lol
Person B: No ur mum gay.

by Ur local trans male March 5, 2022

your mum

HOT! and a reply to any random question

whos jacket is that
your MUMS

or
who was Tilly with
YOUR MUM

by TILLY/YOUR MUM June 13, 2022

ur mum gay

the insult to tell your opponent that his/her mother was actually a lesbian and his/her father had no balls and he/she is probably aborted. Usually used on internet fights

××_memer_xx: anime is trash lol
_anime.is.life_: ur mum gay xd
xx_memer_xx: ):

by big_daddy_alpur April 9, 2017