doing numbers

When a tweet starts gaining traction & popularity. Usually with many retweets and favs/likes.

Damn, your tweet is doing numbers bruh!
I know man, I had to turn my phone notifications off.

by golfboys September 3, 2016

Doing The Laundry

One girl pushes her anal prolapse into another girl's anal prolapse.

It looks like two pink socks that need washing. Are you dirty girls doing the laundry?

by WooRaaahLiviLaaah April 2, 2012

Doing A Wheeler

Ejaculating in one's own eye during masturbation, primarily when being masturbated by someone else.

Oh no, I'm doing a wheeler
Charles did a wheeler last night
Have you ever done a wheeler?

by midlands slang explained May 6, 2006

doing the grownup

Having sex, bumping uglies, the wild thing. What your parents do and think we don't know.

Oh my god did you see Lauren and Josh? Their doing the grown-up!

by Josh July 14, 2005

whitie-do

Hey! There's some whitie-do on your front lawn!
Why, what's whitie-do, you ask?

Whitie be ridin' my ass all day long, that's what whitie do!

by Me March 13, 2003

Do think

Do think is like sarcasm. You don’t believe something that someone is telling you.

Ryan: Oh yeah I met Boris Johnson the other day
Jim: Oh Yeah Do Think

by Smallpp63 January 8, 2020

Slag do

Derived from the male pre-wedding drinking tradition - the Stag Do.

A gathering of women on a "Hen do" where all 'women' present are drunken slappers desperate for cock.

A Slag Do is essentially a Hen Night but where all the women present are drunken slappers desperate for cock.

by wintercooled March 14, 2011