The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
by Crimson Eyes December 8, 2015
Get the three tearsmug. A movie that starts to seem more like Tropic Thunder, becoming laughable by the time one of the Seals gets shot by a sniper toward the end, once you realize it's filmed in Hawaii and not Nigeria.
Tears of the Sun script-
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
Bruce Willis- God already left Africa.
Other Seal- Uh boss, I'm glad to see you still got it but bad news, from where I'm standing next to the cameraman, you can see the Pearl Harbor Memorial. If the camera can see what I can see, it kind of fucks up the illusion.
Bruce Willis- That wasn't on the script.
by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022
Get the Tears of the Sunmug. by Booty tears August 2, 2024
Get the Booty Tearsmug. When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016
Get the Death Tearsmug. The tears of someone, usually liberal, that's known for complaining or crying about every decision President Trump makes. Even the smart logical ones...
by BirdLi June 8, 2017
Get the Clown Tearsmug. by Kocik.XXX February 19, 2022
Get the Cowboy Tearsmug. The act of ejaculating into a cup, then sucking the semen through the nose until you cry it out of your tear ducts.
by Terry_G_Lewis January 28, 2025
Get the Angel Tearmug.