taint whisker

pretty much explains itself really...but if i had to actually assign a definition; i guess it would be a whisker, two days from shaven, growing specifically on the taint

That bitch didn't even have the common courtesy to shave for me...her taint whiskers scratched the shit outta my nose!!!

by gnarlo January 14, 2008

taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 8, 2008

taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear

My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear

by belial47 May 20, 2008

tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

Taintdruff

Taintdruff (also called crotch scurf and historically termed Pityriasis capitis) is the shedding of dead skin cells from the taint.. Taintdruff is sometimes caused by frequent visits from a large sexual toy or appendage.

*Woman talking to clerk*

Maam, do you sell something for flakey taints? I think I contracted Taintdruff while trying to make some extra cash during this poor economy.

by Rollergirlbob March 6, 2010

Tabination

The organization of website content onto unique tabs rather than separate pages (pagination).

Check out the tabination on this video website.

by manfred_spain September 12, 2011

taint mobile

A rental vehicle belonging to an undeserving department head, who has somehow been put in charge of an important project that he is incappable of handling.

To the taint mobile!

by Fiona1 February 3, 2012