1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by anonymous November 23, 2024
Get the Arkansas Spray Tanmug. by fhdfskjdfkljasdkfhsdklajncd November 3, 2013
Get the emily tanmug. by JuiceJosh July 20, 2020
Get the dick tanmug. 
Visible marks left after faceplanting into a disclosed arena (particularily grass turf) while playing a sport.
1 Did you see that kid get tackled ?
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
All i can see is his turf tan
2. Is that a turf tan from soccer?
3. Billy needs to keep his head up when he plays, hes already had 3 turf tans this season!
by TurfTanner October 1, 2011
Get the Turf Tanmug. A really badass guy. Is an expert in his field. A really good friend who always takes time for the most important things in life. Unfortunately tends to leave everything to his girlfriend, such as choosing a meal in a restaurant.
by harambo1 November 25, 2021
Get the Chi Tanmug. by John Smith01 March 8, 2014
Get the snow tannedmug.