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She's the most caring and adorable girl you've ever seen. Don't make her mad or she will fite you and tell you to "die." SHE ALSO SCREENSHOTS IN VOICE CHATS and screenshots the weirdest moments. Loves Anime and hates anyone that says they hate anime.
Kelsy: AYY THAT GIRL IS WATCHING ANIME!

Marta: That's a TANS!
by bEgOnEtHoT5577335511332244 October 30, 2018
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White Collar's Tan

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.
"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."
by KewlDewd99 August 6, 2017
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reni-tan

He is Poseidon the pancake god.
J-term for: Fuck you Mike
Fucking reni-tan
by Okazaki August 30, 2017
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kebab tanning

a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down
There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.
by rolli61 September 1, 2017
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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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Tan

1. burning your skin and calling it attractive
2. short for tangent, which is a term in math that is code for torture
Teacher: Find the tan of this triangle

Students: just yeet themselves straight outta the room
by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019
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Black and Tan

Named for the practice of taking one hit (inhaling) of marijuana concentrate in a dabs rig, then immediately taking a hit of G (crystal meth), without exhaling the first hit.
"That dude from your home town taught us all how to do Black and Tans, and I thought my lungs were going to crawl out of my chest!"
by unkillbilly December 27, 2018
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