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An individual who is so stupid that you could be forgiven for wondering whether they have any brains in their head at all. A total idiot, an imbecile someone who you can’t imagine how they are even functioning.
'You sir, are so stupid that I suspect that you do not have enough brains to tan your own hide'
by SuburbanFlameboy November 23, 2023
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Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to say oink after finishing her meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party during the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
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Tan Piglet

The act of having multiple men have raw anal sex with a woman who has diarrhea. Each man finishes inside the woman. To which she then shits the contents out into a bowl, mix until tan in color. Finally, you have the woman stuff her face full of the contents like a piglet eating slop. It is customary for the woman to make oinking sounds during and after the meal.
“Dude, wanna come to the party on the weekend? I heard that Charlotte’s gonna do the Tan Piglet!”

HELL YEAH!”
by MrSunki November 26, 2023
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skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing
This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.
by turkish barber July 19, 2023
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skinny on my tan

exceptionally good, amazing
This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.”
by turkish barber July 19, 2023
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Sear Tan

A synonym for Satan in a Jamaican accent
by Sear Tan August 7, 2023
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Tory Tan

Skin coloration from a holiday spent on the English coast, after swimming in raw sewage.
“We had some lovely weather and came back with a good tan, although I’m not sure if that was due to the weather or a Tory Tan from swimming in raw sewage?”
by DownbeatDave August 20, 2023
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