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The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.
The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."
by Jotojoe March 19, 2013
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lucnh table

A table where a bunch of idiots sit at lunch, these people (guys) will have the stupidest conversations during lunch and are a really good friend group of about 7 people or so, there is two people always arguing (one of them is probably chubby) and everyone else just watches them, they most likely have a group chat where they house there shenanigans if anyone ever sees this group chat they will all go to jail
Did you see what he said in the lucnh table gc?
Lemme look
AHHHH
by Moldyhamsandwich November 22, 2023
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kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job
Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ
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Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)
The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...
by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023
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Cookie Table

A Pittsburgh wedding tradition where in place of or in addition to a wedding cake, a large table with different cookies is presented to guests at the wedding reception. Cookies are prepared by friends and family members in advance of the reception.
I'm going to take home a bag of cookies from this awesome cookie table!
by majhat October 4, 2016
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laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people
oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
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