smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface

wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables

by atwoody03 June 7, 2023

Mexican Table Cloth

The paper liner used for protecting yourself from contact in a public toilet seat. Sometimes called an ass-gasket

Man, I ran into the toilet to take a dump at the gas station but there was piss all over the seat, and the dispenser was all out of Mexican Table Cloths.

by Yello Roc September 14, 2023

Round Tabling

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.

Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.

by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011

Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.

Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?

by anonymous March 10, 2022

Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.

You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!

by PabloREVVED May 6, 2018

The Big Round Table

The Table around which The Sociopathic CEO's, SVP's, VP's
with their JD's, CPA's, MBA's, and 4.0GPA's sit for their morning meeting to discuss how to Screw their Customers/Clients out of their money without having to do anything to earn it.

The Big Round Table where high level meetings are held at any large firm especially but not exclusively The Legal, Financial/Banking Companys.

Brewery Co. Meeting: VP says "Hey Guys if We add a gallon of water to every barrel of beer We could increase production 3% Nobody would be the wiser."

Bank CEO: I have an idea "If We tell customers what a great idea it would be to help them save by moving a dollar from savings to checking everytime they use the ATM they will think We are doing them a favor. Reality is it will make the checking account almost impossible to ballance so we can get those overdraft fees up."

by Jotojoe March 19, 2013

laminated table

a hot person whos a 10/10
usually used for gay people

oh my god did you see him
hes such a laminated table

by evivi February 1, 2022