Sloppy Table

Have your girl on all fours, like a table, and fuck her doggy style while eating something messy (cheeseburger). Have the condiments and crumbs get all over her back and then cum in it.

And possibly eat it, if you're into that.

I couldn't decide if I was more hungry or horny, so we did the sloppy table.

by RaineBowe March 13, 2024

Table guy

Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.

All Abraham talks about is about how many girls he gets, what a table guy.

by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 6, 2018

the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022

Moose Under the Table

Similar meaning to Elephant in the Room, only this one is used north of the ole Border there, eh?

We all sat through the entire meeting in awe that nobody had addressed the Moose Under the Table

by Gov’t Cheese November 29, 2022

Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022

Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022