road tit

sucking on a woman's breast as a means of compensation for a ride, as in road head

Adam: Ali said she'd give me a ride to NYU as long as I give her road tit
Bougie: Oh Word?

by popMoneyBills April 19, 2007

big tit betty (BTB)

A name for a female who has extremely large breasts, or in some cases can be joked around using a guy as the argument.

Guy1: That group of chicks from IONA are a bunch of big tit bettys (BTB's). I wouldn't mind titty fucking one of them.
Guy2: Yer, no shit.

Guy1: I saw this porn the other night, this chick had massive tits.
Guy2: Yet another big tit betty (BTB) making it big in the porn industry.
Guy1: Huh? Shut up.

Guy1: During PE that guy Crockster took off his shirt and damn, he is one massive BTB.
Guy2: Gross dude.

by Mummas September 21, 2005

lotus tit

The most disgusting picture in the world. Most haven't seen it, and those who have wish they haven't. A picture of a womans nipple, photoshopped to look as though it contains pits or holes filled with the seeds of the lotus plant.

On no! The lotus tit!

by Neito September 19, 2008

arse over tit

To fall over spectacularly. See A over T, cunt up

"I was so drunk I fell arse over tit"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

Useless tit

Comes from the saying " useless as tits on a boar hog " refering to someone who is lazy, unhelpful, unmotivated and all around useless.

that guy is a useless tit

by miss. smith December 30, 2010

top tit

as in soccer u score upper 90 in hockey you score top tit, located in the top corners on the net

after i dangled the defensemen i sniped the goalie over the glove top tit

by deerhunter 4 December 10, 2009

Mr. Tit Money

Anagram of Mr. Tit Money himself, Mitt Romney. He aspires to be Mr. Tit Money, President of The United States of America, the biggest tit of them all, and the most money.

"Hey did you vote today?"
"Oh yeah"
"Who?"
"Mr. Tit Money"
"Yeah he's pretty money."

by Ms. Tit Money January 4, 2012