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TikTok

TikTok is an app designed to addict people to the stupidest videos on this planet. It is very unhealthy for anyone who downloads it and if you download it, you're in trouble. Do not even download it as a joke because if you do, you will make an account to like videos. Then you will start to follow accounts that are verified. Then you will think, "Well, what if I was that famous?". Then you will start making videos and spend all of your piggy-bank money on tripods and ring-lights to make "good quality" videos.
Girl 1: OMG did you hear about that app? What's it called.. Something about clocks.. TokTik? No.. oh, TikTok! Anyways, isn't it so stupid?
Girl 2: *hides phone behind back* Oh, yeah, it's SO stupid.. *muffled sounds of Charli D'amelio doing the renegade come from behind her back*

Girl 1: *raises eyebrows in suspicion*
Girl 2: *nervous chuckles*
by emo_morgz March 12, 2020
mugGet the TikTokmug.

TikTok boy

by h_r13 July 8, 2022
mugGet the TikTok boymug.

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
mugGet the I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with itmug.

Straight TikTok

The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.
Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good
by Chloe Lee October 23, 2020
mugGet the Straight TikTokmug.

TikToker

A mentally retarded sheeple subhuman filth who only uses shithole TikTok because it’s muh trendy.

These attention whoring worthless mongoloids do everything for views, even killing their disappointed parents and do whatever they see on Tiktok like eating tidepods.
Oh look another braindead TikToker who can’t can’t live a minute without posting some retarded shit for likes and views.
by NormieKYS September 13, 2022
mugGet the TikTokermug.

Tiktok

hey why is she so weird today
She got tiktok
Ohhh
by Voguesss May 10, 2020
mugGet the Tiktokmug.

tiktok

everyone will know if the ban on chinese apps in the US was passed, because if it was, tiktok would not be on anyone’s phone anymore
by nlolhere July 9, 2020
mugGet the tiktokmug.

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