Big Bang theory

The theory that the universe started with a big explosion

The universe started with a Big Bang, that's the Big Bang theory

by Putin Has Cable March 21, 2017

Alden's Climate Theory

A theory that is the consensus among all of the truly BASED and EPIC climate scientist that jewish nazi Greta Thunberg is planning to do the Pearl Harbor of climate change.

Vaush: You do understand that 97% of scientists agree with me that there is a correlation between CO2 emissions and temperature rise, right?

Dumbass Climate Denialist: Well actually that is a cringe and unepic alternative fact that someone who isn't well versed in the eternal science of Alden's Climate Theory would say

by Maldin' Alden October 12, 2020

Dreadlock Theory

The theory that states that, in the modern day era of football, a teams defense is not elite unless at least one defensive back has dreadlocks.

Tom: The Jets defense is gonna be awesome!
Dave: I don't know man, your betting against the dreadlock theory.

by Smaxor5 January 4, 2011

Theodor

Theodor is that one kid that people like because he is funny and social but he had the shitest haircut and insecure and a bit wierd and the only girl he likes is to good for him and he gets pissed at the smallest things

Girl 1:"Theodor is cute."
Girl 2:"He is pretty wierd though!"

by Theo_is_a_dick March 13, 2019

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005

Theory of Introduction

A theory consisting of two equally complex stages, both completely dependent on the other. And, if executed correctly, this formula is 100% effective. The objective of the formula is, of course, to get laid.

Phase 1)
Phase 1 requires that you introduce yourself to a member of the opposite gender in any manner. A handshake of brief conversation about the weather will suffice

Phase 2)
In no more than 24 hours later, locate the same member of the opposite gender, remind her about your brief introduction, and she will, without exception, go into a fit of sexual desire and fuck you immediately.

"Yo man, I'm going to fuck Pele tomorrow. I just introduced myself tonight. It's my Theory of Introduction"

by tymbernz November 23, 2006

Bree Theory

Also known as, the "Bree Paradox" or the "Bree Hypothesis"

"Bree is everything and nothing. Bree exists but doesn't exist."

"Bree can't be something without being nothing."

1) Because Bree is everything and nothing and Bree exists and doesn't exist, nothing exists. However in thier non-existance, everything exists. Proving existance through the evidence of non-existance is impossible therefore Bree Theory is a paradox. Many people have tried to make sense of this Theory but have failed miserably. Bree Theory has been named "worse than 'The Game'". Once you're in it, you can't it out and like the game, it'll mess with your head. So if anyone tries to explain Bree Theory to you, just walk away. You'll be glad you did.

2) It can also be used to get out of almost anything (by causing confusion).

1) Bree DOESN'T exist, soley because Bree DOES exist.

-He doesn't exist since he is Bree and Bree doesn't exist.. BUT he obviously exists so, Bree exists as well...

2) Question #1 on quiz: Which element is the alkaline earth metal? Explain how you know this.

Answer: Bree. Because according to Bree Theory, Bree is everything and nothing. :)

-An example of Bree Theory? There isn't an example, because Bree doesn't exist...but does. Therefore there is an example...but not one...-_-

by TheonenonlyRMD February 1, 2008