Golden Shower

The act of pissing on someone, as shown on Episode 3 of "Burnt Face Man", where Man-Spider and Bastard Man release "Anger Man".

Burnt Face Man: i must end you!
Bastard Man: Man Spider...release Anger Man!

(later on)

Bastard Man: Anger Man...give him...a golden shower!
Burnt Face Man:urgh no! dont do that! no!
Man Spider: heheheheeheh

by Michael Hinchcliffe January 4, 2008

golden cock

When the cock is so good, the guy can get all the hot chicks, even though he's a 30 year old jobless loser.

Did you see the girl Timmons brought home? He must have a golden cock, man.

by YouTubeForever July 30, 2009

golden tweet

A tweet with exactly 140 characters and proper spelling and grammar.

Holy shit; I just made a golden tweet!

by GuestD April 6, 2015

Golden Rule

You touch it, You suck it.

Oh shit you hit him in the balls! You know the golden rule, now suck it.

by fearandloathing1987 February 24, 2009

golden years

The term used by old folks who are too attached tothere youth to admit that they are in fact: old, senile, and wrinkly

by JohnTheMon September 23, 2003

The Golden ^_^ Face

When you put a kawaii ^_^ face in brackets, it becomes golden! Like this! ^_^ Tee hee!

The golden ^_^ face is kawaii!

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr April 4, 2004

golden locks

a manwearing mane of awesome blonde hair. Typically greasy, and pulled back into a ponytail. the person who has golden locks most likely has an iron maiden shirt and a green army jacket. Loved by all might have a best friend who also wears such things.

"Woah, do you see those golden locks?"
"The ones pulled back into a pony, on the man named dean?"
"Yeah, thatd be the ones."

by tamackmakeswords. February 6, 2010