mule driver

A chronic masturbater

That kid must be a mule driver. I see him driving it all day long

by DR. MULEDRIVER November 6, 2013

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Morning Driver

When the husband wants to have sex first thing in the morning.

“Sandra, I know you’re tired so I’ll be your morning driver.”

by Sandra Dee January 13, 2024

chocky speedway driver

A homosexual, peanut butter trail rider, poofter, or gay

This guy was fucking this other guy the stupid chocky speedway diver.

by Crazy Brad Milf Hunter April 9, 2003

Backseat Driver

(MarioKart def)

Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.

Stop shouting... You're such a Backseat Driver!

by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020

glorified taxi driver

A another name for airline pilots but not offensive.

Hey airline companies how many glorified taxi drivers do you employ.

by Kuehlstein December 2, 2017

SUV Driver

A coded derogatory term for an African American

Man, Mississippi has so many SUV drivers!

by Andabusheed March 12, 2024