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Teakell

1. Unit of measurement. An amount of time between discipline actions at a company. Generally seen as 48 hours.

2. noun/verb. To screw up so badly that a tool or piece of equipment is no longer usable by most people.
1. Well, looks like Mike is running at 1.5 Teakells.

2. Dude, I had to borrow your drill yesterday...and...well...it got Teakell'd. Lucky for you, there's a warranty repair center in town.
by CR-Pyro October 17, 2007
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taaseen

Someone who constantly talks about his race because he has nothing else to talk about. As well as this he is constantly denied when asking someone to do something and always backs out of plans at the last moment.
Taaseen: Want to play videogames tomorrow?
Friend 1: Nah sorry.
Friend 2: I will.

The next day-
Friend 2: You up for still playing videogames?
Taaseen: No I am learning Arabic.
by BinBagJuice April 18, 2018
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teasie

Person usually a male whom another person usually a woman pretends to what to get with or date but is only being a tease hence the word is being used as the root.
Guy1:Hey Tim I heard Amber whats to get with Jake

Guy2: Nah jake is a teasie Amber did the same thing with me a month ago, she loves the attention

Guy2: Whatta bitch
by BASEDGOD626 June 20, 2011
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taeseo

A pro guy who excels in everything he does. A Taeseo does everything better than a Marcus
Hey look! That sexy boy is such a Taeseo!
by Deathlite June 12, 2017
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cock teaser

n. A man who exposes usually a large dick in public at x-rated stores or movies, strokes it only to tease gays and refuses to let them touch it.
Elmer sat in the aisle seat at the Capri Adult Theater and stroked his twelve inches so everybody could see. If anybody tried to sit down next to him or touch him, he pushed them away. He was a real cock teaser because he had a gorgeous cock. He got off on teasing the gays.
by Richard Black May 4, 2005
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teaneck

Polish for "penis." A cruel joke was probably played on by Polish settlers on the town of Teaneck, NJ. I can see the semblance between the town and a dick.
"Patrzeć na ów teaneck"
Translation: Look at that penis
by Alex May 13, 2005
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Don't tase me bro!

An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.
Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!

DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!

Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!
by Bif Loman January 8, 2008
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