suprise finger

the exotic art of suprising people with your finger.
frequently acompanied with ninja skills

suprise!
ouch! you poked me in the eye!
I suprise fingered you!

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

TC suprise

When you give a guy head and he's about to climax, you bite down. When he screams in horror, you yell SURPRISE!!!!!

I gave chris a TC surprise last night and he won't return my phone calls.


Last night, when i gave chris a TC surprise, he yelled and said "i oughta bobsled you for that!"


"your mom TC surprised me last night mo fo"

by Caitlinntamara June 24, 2004

Nick Dick Surprise

When you discover that one of your childhood friends is getting into gay porn and sending pictures of himself to gay porn producers.

Let's send Keith a nick dick surprise.

by Nick the Niggerfaggot January 11, 2008

Surprise Fat

When a girl appears to be fit, or thin with a shirt on, but once naked, is surprisingly fat.

Zak-"i saw rachael at the pool today"

Alex-"nice"

Zak-"not really, she's surprise fat."

by Heyapple! July 2, 2010

Surprise Dick

A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.

Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.

Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!

Me: Damn what a surprise dick

by NICKBERT August 15, 2010

Surprise Gary

A Surprise Gary is a move performed during sex when a guy pulls out to try and cum on a girl, but awkwardly fires in a wayward direction while making a creepy face. This typically happens too early, and leaves the girl unsatisfied and disinterested in a second encounter.

"Man, I feel like such a Creeper because I gave Jill a Surprise Gary last week. I keep texting her, but she won't text me back."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013

Surprise Reach Back

When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.

Rachel gave the surprise reach back last night. It was awesome. Finally got to hit that booty.

by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018