Shrek

Demi-God Of Time And Space

Shrek Is Our Second In Command God (Sub To WIllne)

by guy who writes about people May 22, 2020

Shrek

Our holy lord,savior and the best character ever

Friend:Shrek is terrible
Me:get the fork outta my life

by CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS May 22, 2020

Shrek

SHREK is a sexy beast prove me wrong

Person1:What are you watching?
Person2:SHREK
Person1:Cool. I love shrek
Person2:Not as much as me though, I think about him every night

by Idk_I'm_Bored May 23, 2020

Shrek

The holy god of Earth and Sun

Andy : wanna visit holy god ?
Morty : yes shrek papa ye lol goon gang gig gang E

by The man behind the Shrek June 9, 2020

shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.

Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch

by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020

Shrek's Swamp

The best (void)Discord Server ever. Literally, if you are looking to hold a conversation about your favourite sex toys come here! We also Edate here.

Get the fuck out of here. Honestly, nobody fucking cares, just leave. I didn't even ask. This is the Shrek's Swamp, not fucking egirl swamp. Stop edating here.

by Eggoette August 23, 2020

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 25, 2020