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Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose
by Whitay December 4, 2010
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Speedcoon

by Speedcoon August 26, 2013
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speed logging

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.
I was running late for work so I had to do some speed logging before I left. I aint shittin in McDonald's!
by gatorfeeder February 5, 2014
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speed fishing

An action where an individual goes through several candidates in a single sitting on plenty of fish.
EX:1st person "Gees! You've already messaged 20 people on pof! It's only been five minutes!"

2nd person "Yeah I'm speed fishing."
by Dr. Fate April 16, 2014
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speed throat

The act of furiously thrusting your penis back and forth inside a woman's throat.
"Babe, open your mouth so I can speed throat the fuck out of you or I'll put you on the streets!"
by Idle Mind May 16, 2014
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Speed Bagged

When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg
" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".
by Word_Massa_03 March 12, 2015
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speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.
"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"
by blazereid101 August 13, 2016
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