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Spaghetti-Os

A variant on 69 in which each partner slurps spaghetti noodles off their respective partner's genitalia. A male partner would typically have noodles wrapped around their penis, while a female partner would typically have noodles first twirled into a ball and then pressed into vagina, resting roughly halfway above surface level. If a female partner is on top for this position, the other partner should be wary of the spaghetti spilling entirely onto their face. Both shapes would resemble something like an O, hence the term "Spaghetti-Os".

WARNING: Be sure that cooked spaghetti noodles, as well as any sauces you wish to mix in, have cooled, before attempting this at home.
Partner #1: I'm hungry. Wanna have some Spaghetti-Os?
Partner #2: Sure! Let me just stretch out your dinner bowl, before we eat.
by Linguistic Jester July 30, 2017
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Spaghetti Bollocknaise

A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
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Spaghetti

Everyone loves spaghetti
Lizzie: SPAGHETTI
by Potato_pealer August 31, 2018
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Slaughtelot

A certain type of gamer who is always Technically (actually) very nice and loves giving great tips to other players and spreading love to the Runescape community.
Slaughtelot just told me how to do the plagues end quest he is so nice.
by RSN Jokah March 5, 2019
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Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.
- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.
by NotoriousN September 26, 2019
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Spaghettios

A magic spell used by one Mr Nikocado, said to cool any spicy food down to a good temperature
ALL THESE PEOPLE- SPAGHETTIOS!
by Bill domeson August 24, 2021
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Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.
"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."
by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015
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