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space monkies

Back in the day Stalin's ape-man super warriors were supposed to take over the world.
Planet of the Apes style.
Mean-while Britain and other Euro-style countries had already colonized most of it, in very monkey fashion I might add.
What happens if humans start to call themselves scientists and experiment on each other and unsuspecting civilians?
Well, you get a bunch of space monkies with alien-grade technology and all hell breaks loose.

What do you think of project Northwoods?
- space monkies
What do you think of project U2?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Stalinist Russia?
- space monkies
What do you think of scientists in Hitler's Germany?
- space monkies
What do you think of Nagasaki?
- space monkies
What do you think of mk ultra?
- space monkies
What do you think of that idiot with a laser beam?
- space monkey

Well give these people a break!
Wouldn't you just be another space monkey if you got all this technology?

Yes, but I know it.
I don't think these titular scientists and strategists do.

NOTE: not to be confused with the alt rock band from Britain, Space Monkeys
Did you hear the commies had program to mate humans and monkies? Yeah I did, what a bunch of space monkies!
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Much to space

Bro everything on my phone takes up Much to space
by Mlgwz May 29, 2021
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space motorcycle

I'm going on my space motorcycle to go to fetchtopia
by IsaacWhysic May 19, 2023
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Hammer Space

An intimate extra-dimensional storage area for cartoon hammers and the like.

Often used in video games and Animated Movies/Shows when a character can hold a seemingly infinite amount of items. Prime examples are, Spider-Ham, Steve from Minecraft, and many more.
That vulture has hammer Space - Miguel O'Hara
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Space bagging

Taking the bag out of boxed wine, usually resting it on your shoulder, and drinking from the tap like a straw.

When taken out of the box bags of wine look like bags that astronaut meals cone in.

Also a Capri Sun is a virgin space bag.
After space bagging all night Becky was lit.
by Diesel Dustin July 27, 2022
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waste of space

a person who has no worth or very little worth that is good for nothing other then being a housemaid or a cum dumpster, is easily manipulated to believe you care so you are able to have full control of every aspect of them
Lets make a mockery of that waste of space
by janruan August 21, 2022
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space docking

The act of using a section of tubing to defecate into someone elses (usually that of a sexual partner) rectum.
Dude, that was some wicked space docking we did last night
by Someone that hasn't done it. January 17, 2003
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