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slanty eyed mutton gun

Slang term for a long penis - similar to trouser snake
Mate, I was at the trough in the men’s bathroom and the bloke next to me pulled out his slanty eyed mutton gun. It Made mine look like a shy turtle.
by Nitro_Pedro May 6, 2018
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santabeardfuxpert

A person who is an expert at fucking Santa Claus right in the beard.
Glenn is a santabeardfuxpert! I can't even believe HOW well he fucks Santa in the beard!
by Crownose October 4, 2010
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SantaJesus

The all purpose festive God. He tramps all other Gods.
SantaJesus is the superior deity above all other.
Child: "Can Santa really fly?"

Mother: "No. But SantaJesus can"
by Gnome113 December 29, 2010
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santa fe slip and slide

Sexual act involving shitting on your partners chest,and after oral gratification,sliding down to her torso.
WOW....I think I have a piece of corn in my ass after thatSanta fe slip and slide!
by OATMEALMAN July 1, 2011
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Santa Bunny

A mix of The Easter Bunny and Santa Claus played by Earl Pickles to impress his grandson, Nelson. The first use of the Santa Bunny was Easter of 2011. To make a Santa Bunny, you get a Santa suit and cover it with an Easter Bunny head. This always makes kids laugh and is the best of both worlds. Even kids who don't like either one alone will love the Santa Bunny.
Opal: Hey Nelson, I think the Santa Bunny is coming! After all, it is Easter/Christmas!

Nelson: Oh boy, I bet Grandpa Earl is playing it. Its so much fun when I see him in that.

Opal: Yeah, the Santa Bunny is cute. I think I see him now.

Earl: (hopping down the hall) Ho ho ho! Merry Easter/Christmas! I got your Easter basket for you. Have been a good boy this year?

Nelson: Yes! I have been a good boy. This is great! Santa and The Easter Bunny - all mixed up. This is the best character I know.

Opal: Yes, but you haven't seen nothing yet. Wait till you see the Chocolate Fairy. Wait till you lose your next tooth. It will be awesome!

Nelson: Nice! But I still prefer the Santa Bunny. He's such a cutie! He hopped on down the chimney tonight. (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby")

Opal: Don't you love it? This is sweet. The generosity of Santa plus the sweetness of a rabbit. The Santa Bunny is so cool. Santa Bunnies rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 23, 2011
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santamental

When you recall fond memories during the Christmas holiday.
I got all santamental when I saw my ex on Christmas eve.
by thepipe December 24, 2016
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Santa Claus

A white bearded hippie who wears a red suit, boots, a red night cap, carries a bottomless burlap sack & is homies with rudolph & 8 other reindeer, yukon cornelius, a prospector who rescued rudolph & hermy from the abominable snowman named bumble, tamed bumble & had bumble put the star on tree then eventually, he discovered & opened up a peppermint mine. hermy, an elf who obviously wanted to have a career as a dentist so he also had permission from his boss to become one, gave the misfit toys to good homes, flies all over the world yearly & delivers good people what they deserve unless they get out of line!
Santa Claus is a true hippie when it comes to peace on earth!
Santa Claus:Ho, Ho, Ho!!, Merry Christmas, Homies!
by RealG92 April 9, 2017
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